In 2012, the hip-hop-identified website Complex assigned me a listicle thing called 50 Country Songs That Don’t Suck, which must rank with the most cluelessly titled articles I’ve ever written. But hey, whatever pays the bills, you know? Plus, it was fun to write. Most of the 50 writeups wound up in Terminated For Reasons of Taste; these didn’t, which probably means they’re not as good as the ones that did. So don’t expect much.