Updates: Linus a/k/a William is now married and 36, a year older than I was when I wrote this. Drugs took Stephen’s life many years ago, and Linus’s first child, who passed away at birth, was named after him. Chris, who grew up in a one-parent blue-collar home, is now a genius renaissance man employed by the Space Force. Martina and I amicably divorced not long after I wrote this, and have long since been happily re-married to other people. Of Jonathan Mullen, I sadly have no idea. Somewhere, I still have photos of all of them with Weird Al.
Radio On, Summer 1996