Hate Speech About Harp Seals

Harp seals wreak revenge on high school newspaper editor.

In high school I was clearly even more heartless than the guy who came up with that old joke about the harp seal who walked into a club. (Ba-dum bum.) My budding and thankfully short-lived Ayn Randian side shines all through this teenage travesty, which observant Stairway to Hell readers will note I later cannibalized for a review of a Riot album.

Spectrum, c. 1978

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